Some poor IT guy is forced to pause his Halo game in order to deal with a bunch of dumb employees who are absolute morons. Voices have been altered to protect identities, it's not a company of elves.

Cant stop laughing while watching

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Source :http://www.break.com/

I cant believe on what he do...
He is a bit cocky yeah...but he reserved it...

JUST LAUGHT!!!! but make sure you are not in office like me...

 

I never say much about my work in my blog,
let take this chance to talk, I am a Software Developer, or so call programmer, in a software house in singapore.

What is software house? basically software house is the company that propose & build I.T solution for others, just like your company may need a system to control all the stock movement, who/when/why took the stock, who/when the new stock delivered to your warehouse, that is where we come in and propose something to you, if you are satisfied with the proposal, then we got the deal, and start to work on it.
you may see this WIKI for software house,

What is Developer do? A developer will start to build the system base on the requirement from customer, a small company usually will be one-man-show from gather requirement, design the system, build the system and deploy it.
Those big software house will engage different people for these tasks, like Project Manager is to coordinate with customer, setup project schedule, and etc, solution architec will gather requirement from customer and design the application architecture, System Analyst will do detail design of each funtion in the system, the software developer will build the application base on the design.

I descript all this in very simple manner to make those non-IT related readers easier to understand.If you are from IT, you will definitely know more than this.

Basically i am quite like the feeling while i am doing coding, maybe for you this is very horible that we got to type few hundred or even thousand lines of code in a day, test, finetune, and etc, but i really enjoy it and sometime i am very high during coding.

I suddenly recall this show "Sword Fish" this afternoon, while i am very high during my coding with some rock music. You maybe can understand my feeling when i am coding, by watch this scene




Of course, this is a movie, and it is extremely exaggerated. The movie chew the scenery untill some people feel very boring & stupid. basically,
1. We working on plain text, all working layout is absolutely text based, we do not have the cube or any graphical interface just like the movie.
2. I will say something to myself, scold myself or even walk here and there when i am thinking.
3. Sometime  i also point my middle finger to my computer....
4. i listening to rock music while coding, So that i am in my own world.
5. finally, Yeah!~~ i will high on the coding process.

:P

haha, this is a very funny show, worth have a watch, even thought you may not play any online games..

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A bit slow, but be patient, it is worth your time.

Trick: you may pause it, then surf your internet, blogging, or even play game, let it finished download then you can watch it without any interruptions

Our company has a company canteen, there is where we have our lunch, if we are too lazy to walk out to the hawker center (64+4) that takes us about 5-10 mintes under the hot sun.

but the food in our canteen is really limited, other than thursday is chicken rice, the rest of day is usually few very standard dishes.

The canteen full with a very special smell, every time i step into it i felt it cut down my 50% of appetite.

Anyway, the canteen is not not suppose to be the main topic today.

The story started from there is one day, our boss is back and he fetch all of us with his car out to lunch.

While we reached the hawker center (Pasir Ris Centre), suddenly i dont know what i should order, Boss start to laugh at me.
Boss : "Don't know what to eat? are you too used to canteen food from office?"
Me : "Nope, i HATE that."
Boss : "Then i think you are too used with No Choise, "
Me : "maybe...."


2 things here
1. If you are too used with something, you may refuse to accept other things, even those are better than what you are too used for.
2. Choice to choose always very difficult, but you can start with another Choice, that is, are you want to choose.

Abit nonsence but think about it.

That is my feeling now, will share with you more after i make my decision.

--To be continue---

Some funny advertising, really creative

A funny mobile phone advertisement from Japan

Please use condom

Another condom related advertisement. It is come from "Durex"

A banned advertisement from motorola.

Do not read, think or say anything,
just turn on your speaker & click on the play button






She is so pretty, with her sweet and sultry voice...
With my poor English, i cant really say much good word on her, but the feel is there...

Oh my god!, i suddenly realized i fall on her~~

Other song also available here

1. Episode 1 - "No Place"
2. Episode 2 - "Ants"
3. Episode 3 - "What's in My CD Player"
4. Episode 4 - "Cute 1st Graders"
5. Episode 5 - "A Few Paintings"
6. Episode 6 - "New Teeth"
7. Episode 7 - "Cheers"
8. Episode 8 - "Without You"
9. Episode 9 - "Stuffed Animals"
10. Episode 10 - "Plane Ride"
11. Episode 11 - "Billboard World Song Contest"
12. Episode 12 - "Introducing...Sammy!"
13. Episode 13 - "YouTube Feature & Moses"
14. Episode 14 - "How to play "What's It Gonna Be?"

you can buy her CD from here also

Kim Divine's blog

Kenneth send me something unbelievable on internet.
Imagine you can pay a big sum of $ (i am talking about 20k-60k USD) to get a bride?

Somebody created this website
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/
for others to signup for their daughter, and let others "Choose" their daughter like choosing goods from email, with listed bridge price.

OMG....such thing happening nowdays....

and the best thing is, in their "Our Service", they declaire that they are following Biblical tradition.

Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.


Is that real? i am not sure, i am not Christian or Catholic, i am Buddhist...